John Keller... roasted

For all you "Office" lovers out there :)

the other night, The Kellers, The Shipmans, and well... A Johnson all got together for another little get together. It was a nice of laughs, jokes, GREAT food, dogs getting stuck in the dishwasher, and well... Roasting.

Amy did cook a spectacular roast, but there was another kind of roast going on as well.

We Roasted the one and only John D. Keller. oh yes. and boy did i have fun preparing my roast. I actually am going to share my roast with all of you.... well... at least MOST of it. there are some things i absolutely could NOT share here in a public fashion.

So here it goes.


Before we officially begin, let me start by saying that just recently, one of my favorite things about John has been his status updates on his facebook. They are ridiculous to say the least. But i can't stop reading them. So i decided that my Roast would be in the form of status updates :)

John is sitting down to dinner with all his favorite people…
and Rachel.


John is the funniest guy he knows.


John is reading books about vampires when no one is looking.


John giving his wife a loaf of bread before she goes for a walk, not to feed the birds with, but to break up into little pieces and drop as she goes so he can find her later.
*or he will just check chili automotive


John has never regretted letting Becca drive his Jeep Grand Cherokee. Never ever.


John shaves his head…
kind of.


John is spending a quiet night in snuggled up in bed with…
Beckett.


John is taking a shower thinking of what he can break to prove a point.


John in bed showing Amy how much he loves her…
House.


John has asked two people at this table out on a date.


John is gazing at his wife’s ring thinking “third time’s a charm”


John is not deaf… just really really REALLY mean to Becca.


John is thinking of getting his doctorate so he can become the next Mr. Wes.
* His camp will be called Circle D.
D is for Danger

John is running to the baby room to respond to an “emergency”
*followed by giving a 5 minute lecture about “the boy who cried wolf”
ok ok john… we get it. RELAX


John is voting for Obama.
Yes we can, Yes we can, YES WE CAN!


John is your mom


John is BOOM…roasted



So after we all Roasted john, it was John's turn to rebuttal ... He was VERY prepared. He too had a power point presentation :)

First up was Denis:

These apparently these are Denis's inspirations, past and present.

Denis has always been John's favorite Wayan's brother!

Next up: Rachel and Mike

um...not sure if i am going to explain the reasoning behind this picture... YIKES.

John making fun of Mikes obsession with an Iphone

Again, not going to explain this one either.

Rosa Parks :)

John roasting Amy's fear of cats.

The roasters of the evening :)